Who are you?

I just wrote this one today and I think it's quite cute. Read and decide who you are in the anecdote.

Can you see?
Can you feel the breeze?

What? Where?
It's cold. It's bare.

There's a seal!
And it's a shimmering teal.

Sand's in my eye, dear.
I think I need a beer.

But we just got here---
It's ebbing and the crabs are near!

Oh, it's getting late;
we don't want to be the claw's bait!

~a.c.